So nothing really new has happened since Vegas so I just thought I'd post a little poem/write up thing I did freshman year of college for my creative writing class. I am very proud of this and if you really know me you understand why, if not well this might be a little TMI. Enjoy!
‘CONSTIPATION’
What is it about this word that makes people uncomfortable?
It is something that every human goes through
They just don’t want to admit it.
I guess they just feel ashamed about poop
Or especially poop that won’t come out quickly.
I know, it hurts when you are trying to push it out but,
What other way is it going to come out?
If you are that embarrassed trying eating prunes
or even eating healthier so the poop comes out easier.
But until you do that just remember not to push too hard
And to enjoy your time on the toilet.
This is quality time with your thoughts
You can think about how much homework you have or
Even do your homework while on the toilet.
Hey, guys take the newspaper why can’t you multitask
And actually get some work done?
Though you won’t admit it
You love the feeling of relief
The moment when all your hard work of waiting has paid off
You hear the “plop” and know you are done
You take a breath and begin to wipe
I think you know how to do that.
This process is over.
‘CONSTIPATION’
It is a normal process that everyone goes through
Why be embarrassed?
Embrace the feeling
The feeling that your body is working
Go ahead, POOP it out!
Til Next Time!
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